A Convenient Way To Promote Happiness
We’ve just sent you an utterly heart-rending automated email, full of pathos, wonderment, and the raw gravity of human-to-human gratitude. It confirms the gift you’ve just selflessly purchased, and you may forward this email to your beloved. It will be the most treasured email they’ve ever received.
This email will include instructions and a special link for your recipient to start.
Your recipient’s special, one-of-a-kind, wholly unique gift subscription redemption link:
https://www.currentaffairs.org/redeem?token=1234567890
Which goes to the same place as does this special, one-of-a-kind, wholly unique gift subscription redemption Q.R. code:
Want to make it extra special? Need something to gift-wrap and place atop the celebratory party banquet?
Away with the cold sterility of digital transactions! Cast aside the unfeeling remove of technological, robotic, unsentimental apps, and hand your soulmate an actual piece of physical, tangible, printed paper! Paper that can be held! Felt! Framed! Passed on for generations, and imprinted on the soul in ways no transient workaday email can!
